Do You Have a Secrets?

Of course I have secrets. Of course I do. Everyone has a few secrets. It`s completely normal. I`m sure I don`t have any more than anybody else. I`m not talking aout big,earth-shattering secrets. Just normal, everyday little secrets. Like for example, here are a few random secrets of mine, off the top of my head:

• My bag is a fake.
• I love  mulled wine, the least cool drink in the universe.
• I have no idea what NATO stands for. Or even what it is.
• I`ve already drunk the wine that T.N. told me to lay down some time.
• When my colleague T.S. really annoys me, I feed her plant tea. (Which is pretty much every day.)
• My G-string is hurting me.
• I`ve always had this deep down conviction that I`m not like everybody else, and there`s an amazingly exciting new life waiting for me just around the corner.

Do You Have a Secrets???